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THE PIZZA WAR: A Rock Opera

Recorded in August 2005 on GarageBand and originally released on iCompositions.
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Released 01-Apr-2026
Category Rock
Application GarageBand
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Type mp3
Size 8.7 Mb
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Plays 4
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Weekly plays 4
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License Commerical derivatives allowed; contact artist for permission
AI lyrics No
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Lyrics
PIZZA DUDE: 
It’s spectacular!

VICE PRINCIPAL: 
It’s a miracle!

PIZZA DUDE: 
No, it’s both of them!

PIZZA DUDE & VICE PRINCIPAL: 
Spectatiracle!

PIZZA DUDE: 
For a principal

VICE PRINCIPAL: 
And a pizza boy

PIZZA DUDE & VICE PRINCIPAL: 
To defeat the alien’s evil ploy

PIZZA DUDE: 
We beat all the troops
That Voltran dispersed

VICE PRINCIPAL: 
And in doing so
Saved the universe

PIZZA DUDE: 
We have sent away
All those aliens

VICE PRINCIPAL: 
And I don’t think they
Will come back again

PIZZA DUDE & VICE PRINCIPAL: 
Where they’re going I don’t know…

PIZZA DUDE: 
Why did they have to pick me to go on this mission, I don’t know
Forty-five light years away from a place that is far from my home

VICE PRINCIPAL: 
Now they depart to return to the worlds where they came from

Like I said before 
This is glorious

PIZZA DUDE: 
That we won the war

PIZZA DUDE & VICE PRINCIPAL: 
We’re victorious!

VICE PRINCIPAL: 
We should take a bow

PIZZA DUDE: 
‘Cuz we didn’t die

VICE PRINCIPAL: 
But I think that now

PIZZA DUDE & VICE PRINCIPAL: 
We should say goodbye

After all, there’s things that we need to do…

PIZZA DUDE: 
Like deliver pizzas!

VICE PRINCIPAL: 
Or grade homework!

GOOD ALIEN (WIZ): 
We’re really grateful for everything you’ve done, but this war is far from over. You’re an excellent delivery driver, and you’re a virtuous vice principal. We could use a few good men like you.

VICE PRINCIPAL: 
I’ll do it!
I’ll go with you.

PIZZA DUDE: 
Me too!
This is what I’m meant to do.

Oh, why did they have to pick me to go on this mission, I don’t know
Forty-five light years away to a place that is far from my home

VICE PRINCIPAL: 
If we returned to the earth all our loved ones would be dead
(Because of time dilation!)

PIZZA DUDE & VICE PRINCIPAL: 
But for justice and science
We’re voyaging onward
As the earth fades from our view
We’ll say to you not a word

We just hum this patriotic tune…
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artist
@TheWhatIfs 
Here we goooooooooo...
This piece rocketh just like the others.
Love your proggy arrangements dude!
👍👌😋
1 month ago
artist
Thanks again x6 @Wyndsok -- just one more left!!! 

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